Advantages of another Bush presidency

Guerrilla Girls Broad Band lists some of the advantages of another Bush presidency:

1. Trading the tedium of college for the adventure of the battlefield.
2. Enjoying global warming through the sunroof of your SUV.
   
3. Being assured adoption will be easier with contraception unavailable and abortion illegal.
   
4. Having more public housing options - behind bars.
   
5. Learning to "do-it-yourself" as our alien workforce is deported.
   
6. Being titillated by government agents penetrating your intimate data.
   
7. Basking in the glow of US world dominance in WMDs.
   
8. Not being confused by opposing views in the media.
   
9. Leaving something of significance to your children - the deficit.
   
10. Knowing your passionate gay sex life will not be dulled by the sanctity of marriage.
    
11. Getting a rush as yet another developing country is selected for liberation.
    
12. Not having to suffer through Evolutionary Biology - now we know God the Father created the Universe.